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Typing in a day’s…

What started out as a potentially crappy day has come to a fairly satisfactory end. The day began with me losing water pressure while trying to wash my hair, which is a problem when it causes you to violate your hot water heater’s in-shower time limit. Wound up getting a few tattoos in, including a pretty decent job on a World of Warcraft clan symbol that I forgot to get a photo of (again).

Today’s media highlight included a viewing of a DVD a co-worker recently rented entitled “Penetration Angst“. Penetration Angst is the story of a young brittish girl who has a penchance for getting raped by random men every few hours. This would probably be a bad thing, were it not for her demonically-powered, flesh-eating, attack vagina. Of course, the down side is that her fear of having the men in her life that she truly cares for irretrivably sucked into her negative zone causes certain intimacy issues. This drives a wedge between her and the long time attempted-boyfriend (stalker) from her neighborhood, driving him into a torrid love affair with one of a pair of siamese twins who have diametrically opposed sexual morals. Make sense so far? Didn’t think so. I will have to own a copy to add to my collection of tattoo-customer-quieting DVDs.

And now, I’m off to the wonderful world of Home to check on my water pressure and work on memorizing the lyrics to one of my new all-time favorite songs: the Catheter Song from the film “A Mighty Wind“.

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